El Pais says I’m a Russian agent
The laziness of
journalists is legendary. Especially these days, when the line between
journalist and propagandist has been blurred, the many ways in which these
scribblers take shortcuts and otherwise seek to make their jobs less strenuous
have been greatly increased. While outright plagiarism used to be the favored
method, with the advance of technology this has become much easier to detect,
and so the self-indulgent scribe has moved on to other, less obvious shortcuts.
The substitution of opinion for the reporting of facts is one way to fill up a
page, and, in tandem with this, the adoption of a formula is now a mainstay of
“mainstream” journalism. This is unashamedly borrowed from those writers of
pure fiction who labor in the fields of various sub-literate genres – say,
pornography – and must churn out large quantities of product in order to pay
the rent. Saddled with a limited imagination, and pressed for time, these
third-and –fourth-rate wordsmiths have only to latch on to the time-honored
scripts which have been created by their more inventive predecessors: with the
plot-lines mapped out in advance, all they have to do is fill in the blanks
(background, character names) and – voila! – the job is done.
In our degenerated era,
the rules for fiction and nonfiction are the same: one simply has to follow the
formula. In its “journalistic” incarnation, the formulaic model has flourished
in the era of the new cold war: one simply has to attribute any and all
political phenomena that challenge the status quo to the supposedly
all-pervasive and semi-omnipotent influence of the Russians.
From Brexit to the
victory of Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election, everything the
Establishment disapproves of is credited to – or, rather, blamed on – the
Kremlin, and specifically the Machiavellian figure of Vladimir Putin, whose
demonic genius bestrides the world. Add to this the advance of technology, and
the “Putin did it” formula is ready to be deployed by the Powers That Be and
their journalistic camarilla.
A classic example of the
genre is a
recent piece by one David Alandete, the managing editor of Spain’s
“liberal” nationalist daily, El Pais, who writes:
“After undercover
campaigns in favor of Brexit and
the leader of the French right-wing party National Front, Marine Le Pen, as
well as the far-right in Germany, the Kremlin is using the Catalan crisis as
a way to deepen divisions within Europe and consolidate its international
influence. It appears in the form of websites that publish hoax stories, the
activity of activists such as WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange and a legion of
bots – millions of automated social media accounts that can turn lies into
trending topics.”
Here is the
“Putin-did-it” formula in its chemically pure form. Since there is no real
substance in this kind of “reportage,” it’s all about style: the promiscuous
use of words and phrases such as “hoax stories” (what stories?) and “lies”
(which ones?). Making arbitrary assertions, uttered as if they’re
uncontroversial facts, is the essence of this methodology. There is not the
slightest effort to prove the premise behind the author’s contention that
independence for Catalonia would “weaken the United States and the European
Union.” How? What has this got to do with the United States? We are never told.
The Catalans have indicated that
they would enter the EU (indeed, their economic security would depend on it) –
and so why would their independent status “weaken” the Union? Alandete doesn’t
bother to ask, let alone answer, these questions.
Instead, the clichés
gather like moths around a flame, whirling and fluttering in a veritable cloud
of obfuscation. We are told that “it is no coincidence” that the Russian
government web site, RT – which has a minuscule readership both in Spain and
the US – “has published 42 articles on the crisis in Catalonia with inaccurate
headlines such as ‘The
European Union will respect the independence of Catalonia but it will
have to pass through an adhesion process.’”
While I am not a regular
reader of RT, and would not vouch for its reporting in every instance, in this
case they are merely echoing mainstream Western media outlets. EU President
Jean Claude Juncker has stated that
the EU would “respect”
the outcome of a “yes” vote in the Catalan referendum, but that the newly
independent region would have to apply for EU membership just like any other
aspiring member. While Juncker subsequently backtracked
a bit by saying the referendum would have to be approved by the
Spanish legislature, this hardly validates Alandete’s contention that the
Catalan independence movement represents a threat to the EU’s cohesion: indeed,
quite the opposite is the case. But then again, accuracy is not Alandete’s
concern.
Taking his cues from his
American handlers, Alandete has quite the hard-on for Julian Assange, who is
described as an agent of the Kremlin as well as “the principal international
agitator in the Catalan crisis,” whose agitation has caused pro-Catalan
sentiment to “go viral.” We are treated to a tedious account of Assange’s many
tweets promoting the Catalan cause, alongside the contention that a good many
of Assange’s followers aren’t real people at all but merely Russian-controlled
“bots”:
“Messages on social media
usually go viral over the course of several days because the act of sharing a
message depends on the decision of followers in several countries. But in the
case of the tweet from Assange, as with many of his messages on the social
media platform, it received 2,000 retweets in an hour and obtained its maximum
reach – 12,000 retweets, in less than a day. The fact that the tweet went viral
so quickly is evidence of the intervention of bots, or false social media
profiles, programmed simply to automatically echo certain messages.”
So where’s the evidence
of his bot-heavy following? Well, it looks like some web site called “Twitter
Audit” that purports to detect bots claims that more than half of Assange’s
followers are “fake” – i.e. bots, presumably personally controlled by Putin.
Yet the same site claimed half of Donald Trump’s followers are bots, an
assertion debunked by actual Internet experts. As Philip Bump pointed
out in the Washington Post: “That evaluation is both less
rigorous than the one used by the researchers in the USC study – and a lot more
variable. As of [this] writing, Trump’s Twitter following is estimated to be
only 30 percent fake. That’s a lower percentage than, say, @barackobama –
or The Washington Post.”
In short, Alandete’s
“evidence” that Assange’s pro-Catalonia tweets are being popularized by
Russian-controlled “bots” is pure b.s. The founder and voice of WikiLeaks is
surely well-known enough to not require such assistance: but in the
conspiracist world of Señor Alandete, acknowledging such obvious facts is
impermissible. Everything is a Russian plot.
Edward Snowden, another
pro-Catalonia tweeter, is another target of Alandete’s obsession with Russian
conspiracies. We are told that Snowden “collaborates on a regular basis with
Russia’s secret services,” a factoid that can doubtless be verified by Louise
Mensch. And I am also part of this Russian cabal:
“One of Assange’s tweets
to have the greatest impact in the last seven days (2,200 retweets and 2,000
likes) included a screenshot and a link to article by a firm ally of the
Russian view in the United States – Justin Raimondo, director of the website
AntiWar, and an anti-globalization activist who has supported Trump. The
article – headlined ‘In Catalonia: A Spanish Tiananmen Square?’ – compared the
protests in Barcelona with the Chinese repression in 1989, which lead to the
death of hundreds, if not thousands, of people.”
Yes, like myself, those
Russians are notorious libertarians – why, I wouldn’t be surprised if, on the
morrow, they erected a statue of Murray Rothbard next to Lenin’s tomb! As for
being an “anti-globalization activist,” I’m pretty sure that requires
dreadlocks, and more than a few tattoos, neither of which comports with my
aesthetic model. As for my attitude toward Trump, it can best be described
as anti-anti-Trump,
but subtlety is apparently beyond Alandete’s purview – nuance and propaganda go
together like pickles and ice cream – and so we’ll let that one go.
In any case, this litany
of inaccuracies is followed by a quote from my piece, in which I point out the
likelihood of the Spanish state using violence to suppress the Catalans – a
prediction which, it
seems, is already coming
to pass even
as I write. And while there is no telling what the scale of the violence
will be, certainly the smallest incident has the potential to spiral into an
outright insurrection. Fourteen Catalan officials have been arrested by the
Spanish police, so far, for organizing the referendum: thousands of Spanish
soldiers have poured into Catalonia, and they aren’t going there to direct
traffic. Ballots have been seized: Internet sites have been closed down. The
offices of newspapers and printers involved in the referendum have been raided.
And so the question is
raised; what will happen on October 1, the date of the referendum? Is it really
out of the question that we’ll
see a Catalan Tiananmen Square? Of course it isn’t: indeed, it’s quite
likely. Which is why Alandete doesn’t contest what I’ve written: he merely
quotes me. And if my prediction comes true, you can bet Alandete will be among
the first to justify the murderous actions of the neo-Francoist Spanish state.
Ah, but now we stumble on
the dirty little secret of propagandist hacks, whose laziness is a
qualification rather than a detriment to their jobs. Alandete writes:
“The definitive proof
that those who mobilize the army of pro-Russian bots have chosen to focus on
the Catalan independence movement can be seen in the fact that Catalonia has
begun to appear in the list of regular topics on social media alongside Syria,
Russia, Ukraine, Trump, Hillary Clinton and the so-called Islamic State (ISIS).
“This is reflected by the
results of the Hamilton
68 tool developed by the Alliance for Securing Democracy, a project of
the German Marshall Fund created in the wake of Russian meddling in the US
elections. This tool permanently monitors 600 pro-Kremlin accounts, both real
and false. In 48 hours from Wednesday to Friday last week, one of the most-used
hashtags employed by these profiles was #Catalonia, behind others including
#HerpesHillary and #Trump.
“According to this tool,
one of the media outlets most widely shared by these pro-Russian profiles was
Antiwar, home to the opinion article comparing Barcelona and Tiananmen.”
“The definitive proof”!
Oh, there it is, as revealed by the Alliance for Securing Democracy – an
alliance of warmongering neoconservatives, embittered Hillaryites, and
a gaggle of European governments with separatist movements on their own soil to
contend with.
To begin with, the “Hamilton68 tool” is an
elaborate joke: they purport to measure “Russian influence” on the Internet,
specifically on social media like Twitter, but refuse to reveal the 600 Twitter
accounts they monitor. Not that they have anything to hide, mind you. May we
presume that Assange, Snowden, and myself are included among the Seditious 600?
Here again we see the utility of the propagandist style, which substitutes
assertions for solid facts. One has only to look at the Hamilton “dashboard” to
note that these alleged Russian agents are tweeting what the rest of the
Twitterverse is tweeting about: the stories that dominate whatever news cycle
we’re in.
The pretense of “science”
is an essential part of the propaganda: The use of words like “tool,” and the
conceit of precision implied by the measurement of arbitrary markers like
hashtags, which are often merely topical, is supposed to give the arbitrary
pronouncements of hacks like Alandete the gloss of objectivity. Yet to anyone
with even a modicum of a critical faculty, this “dashboard” is laughable: right
now it’s telling me that the Russians are pushing Trump’s criticism of the NFL
knee-benders – because, after all, Putin wants to encourage American patriotism
even as he plots to destroy the country.
Why bother with reporting
reality when you can go to the “Hamilton68” “dashboard” and get prefabricated
“facts” to fit your prejudices? It’s easy, convenient, and practically effortless.
Who needs reality when you can invent your own? And that, my dear readers, is
the definition of propaganda.
President Trump’s joint
press conference with Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, in which he called the
cause of Catalan independence “foolish,” is being hailed by the Castilian
supremacists as an “unambiguous” declaration of support for a unitary Spain,
in the
words of Radio Free Europe. However, close observers of Trumpisms will
note that, while hailing Spain as a “great country,” and opining that “I’m just
for a united Spain, I really think the people of Catalonia would stay with
Spain, I think it would be foolish not to,” he
did not come out against the holding of referendum. Indeed, he said the
independence movement would lose if such were held:
“‘I think the people of
Catalonia have been talking about this for a long time.’ Trump said. ‘I’m just
for a united Spain,’ he said, adding that if accurate polling were done in the
region ‘you’d find out people of Catalonia love their country, they love
Spain.’”
Here, I think, Trump is
talking to Rajoy, who is standing next to him, as much as to the rest of us.
He’s telling him to relax, and maybe don’t call in the tanks on October 1.
Can’t you just hear him? “Let them vote – you’re a sure winner! By Christmas
you’ll be so sick of winning that you’ll say: ‘Trump, please make it stop!’”
Yeah, just
like Luther Strange. So far as I know, Trump has yet to tweet about
Catalonia, which means it’s not official, so I’m not sure how seriously to take
his remarks. Be that as it may, of one thing we can be sure: if the Catalans do
break free, Trump will be hailing Catalonia as “great” and embracing Catalan
President Carles Puigdemont just like he’s embracing
Roy Moore.
It’s slightly hilarious
that Trump, supposedly the biggest Kremlin Tool of them all, is coming out on
the other side of the barricades from his Russian puppetmasters. I’m not sure
how the “Hamilton dashboard” is going to integrate this counterintuitive
development into their “scientific” calculations, but I’m sure the combined
genius of Bill Kristol, the Three Mikes (McFaul, Morell, and Rogers),
and Jake Sullivan will come up with something.
NOTES IN THE MARGIN
You can check out my
Twitter feed by going here.
But please note that my tweets are sometimes deliberately provocative, often
made in jest, and largely consist of me thinking out loud.
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